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Wisdom For The Ages

Posted by on Mar 19, 2013 in Wisdom | 0 comments

*Life isn’t everything.

*The first hundred years are the hardest.

*Giving up caring is the hardest part.

*Living wired is the best revenge.

*God bless our wired home.

*On the Internet nobody knows you’re not 18 and blonde.

*Chat rooms: where you can talk without putting your teeth in.

*Every day above ground is a victory.

*I love the smell of bedpans in the morning.

*Think of varicose veins as a 3-D tattoo.

*I wouldn’t have any wrinkles if I was 5 feet taller.

*Who added Jack Kevorkian to my speed dialer?

*They say age builds character. Any questions?

*Never trust a funeral home with a timesharing arrangement.

*Life: birthstones, RollingStones, gallstones, headstones.

*Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.

*Consciousness is that annoying time between naps.

*Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

*Old age is one big Out of Memory error.

*I’ve frozen and I can’t reboot.

*I believe in granny-dumping. Leave me in Maui.

*Uh-oh… think I’m gonna upload breakfast.

*The older you get, the better you realize you were.

*Old age is a helluva price to pay for maturity.

*Nostalgia is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

*My friends may be dead but I’ve outlived my enemies.

*I never use snail mail. I don’t know any snails to write to.

*At my age a mirror is a lethal weapon.

*Why is there a lifetime warranty on caskets?

*At my age just waking up in the morning is a thrill.

*I’m not deaf, I’m ignoring you.

*The Voices have assured me I’m not delusional.

*Question reality.

*Never trust a funeral home that has limited time offers.

*A friend in need is an enemy.

*Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.

*Just waking up is a victory.

*Life is beautiful – then you wake up.

*First you’re over the hill, then you’re under it.

*Whoever named them “The Golden Years” was full of falafel.

*Old age is like a river. I have no idea why.

*Age doesn’t mean a thing. Old fiddles play the best tunes.

*Old age is one long regret.

*I feel like an extra in Dawn of the Dead.

*Old age is a life sentence without a crime.

*Old age is like a cabbage, for some reason.

*Nothing makes you age faster than the thought that you’re constantly growing older.

*Senility is its own reward.

*Only saints age well.

*Old age is death without the peace and quiet.

*Welcome to the Golden Ghetto.

*Youth is a ripening. Maturity is a mellowing. Then comes spoilage and rot.

*Your old age is a parody of your whole life.

*I hope I never get so old I get religious.

*Old people are dangerous: it doesn’t matter to us what’s going to happen to the world.

*I give good advice because I can no longer set a bad example.

*Old women turn into old men, and vice-versa. It’s the final insult.

*Old age is the punch line to a joke you’ve forgotten the rest of.

*It’s awful listening to old fools talk when you can’t get a word in edgewise.

*Living is the best revenge.

*When old age is in, common sense is out.

*I supplement my Social Security by working for the psycho-friends network.

*Gravity is my worst enemy.

*Only the good die young.

*With age you gain both wisdom and hemorrhoids.

*I almost remember being young.

*One starts out young and foolish; then you lose the young part.

*Youth is wine; old age is spoiled vinegar.

*Youngsters think they’re smart enough the way drunks think they’re sober enough.

*Youth is enthusiasm; old age is a fine mix of pessimism and regret.

*Old people are frauds; they invent fine reasons for surviving in misery.

*Youth is a dream; old age is a nightmare.

*Youth is a time of missed opportunities – old age is the constant memory of them.

*Youth is freedom, maturity indebtedness, old age irrelevance.

*The light at the end of the tunnel is flatlined.

*The spirit is willing, but the flesh is a bad joke.

*Inside I’m still 16; what the hell happened to the outside?

*If life hands you lemons, they make great missiles when studded with nails and frozen solid.

*People need an OFF switch.

*Some people don’t have the common sense to lie down and die.

*If you can’t face reality, watch the cartoons.

*Die young while you can still enjoy it.

*Strange… I’ve gone from well built to well hung.

*He who fears age fears life.

*Old age is a never-ending swan song.

*Ancient ruins are considered beautiful– why not people?

*Life is a joke; death is the punch line.

*Decay is just another form of growth.

*Boredom is the root of senility.

*Senility is the gateway to politics.

*I was born too late: I would have made a nifty witch.

*Sanity is largely overrated.

*Life would be better if we could just reboot ourselves now and then.

*There’s a fine line between madness and insanity.

*Decrepitude: noble word, ignoble condition.

*I need a CTRL-ALT-HUG.

*Life is too short to worry about dying.

*If life was fun there would just be more people.

*Whimsy in the young is oddity in the old.

*Old age is an endless summarizing of a dull book.

*My… oh, what do you call it? … isn’t what it used to be.

*I’m so old my birth certificate has expired.

*Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.

*The urologist here treats us as peers.

*They’re recalling Firestones– why not kidney stones?

*I don’t suffer from bitterness. I enjoy every minute of it.

*Genuine stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

*Death before drooling!

*Life was that part between adolescence and obsolescence.

*Nobody survives old age. Nobody.

*The only way to attain great age is by starting young.

*In youth we run into trouble; in old age trouble runs into us.

*You are never too old to fail.

*Old age is when nothing is important and everything is vaguely amusing.

*Only wine and cheese improve with age.

*I’m so old my blood type has been discontinued.

*I outlived my doctor. Think about it.

*It scares me when people say how lifelike I look.

*I’m in the final scene and I still don’t know what the play was about.

*They should have filmed “Survivor” here. The stakes are higher.

*There’s snow on the roof and there’s ashes in the furnace.

*Old age is a delightful mix of ugly, infirm and ridiculous.

*I’m 10% artificial and 90% pharmaceutical.

*Never trust stories about the afterlife from anyone who hasn’t died.

*I blame my current condition on being born when I was.

*Life is forgetting: we don’t remember being born and we don’t remember dying.

*Dying is the last thing I want to do.

*If your time hasn’t come not even the best doctors can kill you.

*Death is nature’s way of telling you to stop worrying about dying.

*Having birthdays is better than the alternative.

*I used to get rid of dust; now I collect it.

*I’m old enough to be a confirmed pessimist.

*People accuse me of apathy, but I don’t care.

*Old age is a summing up of all the things you can never do again.

*Powerlessness corrupts just as absolutely.

*Trust everybody, but count the spoons.

*She who laughs, lasts.

*My whole purpose in life is to be a warning to others.

*Anticipate the unexpected.

*Realizing you’re a failure early enough in life saves an enormous amount of time.

*Some cures are worse than the disease.

*Anyone who smiles all the time is probably dead.

*So the meek will inherit the earth. Then what?

*Every prince I ever kissed turned into a frog.

*If you have no solution, embrace the problem.

*Be yourself. Then quit while you’re ahead.

*If opportunity knocks, never ask for ID.

*Amazing how nice people are to you when they know you’re writing a will.

*Life always comes to a bad end.

*Only death makes everyone completely equal.

*Turn up the music. Misery loves accompaniment.

*I feel like an ambassador to the afterlife. Without portfolio.

*If we’re suppose to live this long why aren’t we made of better stuff?

*When you talk to God you’re pious. When you listen to God you’re nuts.

*Small mind equals big mouth.

*I’m not elderly; I’m simply dying slower than most people.

*Violence is the first refuge of the stupid.

*Pessimism is the last refuge of the unambitious.

*Life is like a donut. It’s… It’s… …? Well, maybe not like a donut, then….

*Women are from Venus; men are from Hoboken.

*I could be pessimistic but I’m sure it would never work.

*I miss nostalgia.

*Half of all the people I know are below average.

*Life is a circle: we’re born wet, feeble and ignorant and end up the same way.

*My personal hourglass is running on fumes.

*Whatever happened to forgetfulness?

*Once I could stop a clock; now I can’t even wind one.

*I have nothing against change so long as it doesn’t affect me.

*Revivals: in religion a comedy, in theatre a tragedy.

*I was repossessed by the Tooth Fairy.

*Anyone for bridge? A dental plate?

*Life here is just one long Maalox moment.

*With age comes wisdom… and incontinence… and impotence…

*Out of sight, out of mind around here means blind and insane.

*Life: Hatched, Matched, Dispatched.

*Marriage: the time between “I do” and “Adieu.”

*If God is a woman, why did she give me 3 chin hairs, like an upside-down Homer Simpson?

*Don’t blame me, I voted for the other one.

*Honeymoon: The time between “I do: and “I have a headache.”

*I discovered the meaning of life years ago but forgot to write it down.

*Senility is really funny when it happens to someone else.

*We need wheelchair damage collision insurance.

*I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.

*My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely.

*I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart.

*Age doesn’t always bring wisdom; it usually comes empty-handed.

*I avoid rolling blackouts by not drinking in my wheelchair.

*If it’s nice to be wanted, what is it to be Most Wanted?

*Getting ducks in a circle is even harder. And forget about equilateral triangles.

*Life is worth living – just not my life.

*Repossession is nine-tenths of the law.

*Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again.

*Fame is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

*I may live forever – so far so good.

*Talk is cheap because supply always exceeds demand.

*Today is the last day of my life, so far….

*When your mind goes blank, have the courtesy to turn off the sound.

*Therapy helps, but screaming is more fun.

*Fashions come and go; cheap bathrobes are timeless.

*Young fools usually survive to become old fools.

*Most of my future is behind me by now.

*Now that I’ve given up hope I feel much better.

*Remembering the good old days is the sign of a failing memory.

*Elderly is when the present is tense and the past is perfect.

*Why do people who have nothing to say talk so much?

*These days philosophers write for t-shirts.

*Doing nothing all day is tiring because you can’t stop to rest.

*I’m old enough to know better but too old to care.

*At my age whenever I smell flowers I look around for a coffin.

*I’m determined to live forever, or die in the attempt.

*Life needs no road signs since the destination is inevitable.

*All roads lead to the cemetery.

*Recreation here is limited to camping out in an oxygen tent.

*Ignorance is bliss and most folks are quite happy.

*I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.

*Life doesn’t happen in chronological order.

*The Book of Life is incomprehensible, plus there’s no index.

*Old age is when you find yourself talking in proverbs.

*At some point I gave up trying to overcome despair.

*Consciousness is not all it’s cracked up to be.

*Age is inevitable, misery optional.

*Experience is what you settle for when everything else fails.

*The last part of your life is spent revising what went before.

*Common sense isn’t.

*I try to take it one day at a time even if it takes me several days to do it.

*At some point you either reach your goal or wonder why it was such a big deal in the first place.

*Old age is when boredom becomes a fascinating topic of conversation.

*People do not age as well as wine because meat spoils faster than grapes do.

*Your life is a failure if your only accomplishment has been not dying young.

*I don’t want to die with dignity. I want it to be written up in the tabloids.

*Life is a test. It is only a test. If it was real there would be instructions.

*Life is like trying to get good grades in a course we never signed up for.

*Counseling is useless advice that you pay for.

*Imagination is what lets you fall off a cliff and invent wings on the way down.

*Before television people used to waste most of their days thinking.

*Being in a Home is like living in North Korea: everything is organized but nobody is happy.

*Anyone who wants to live to a hundred should be forced to do so.

*I am living proof that you CAN teach an old dog new tricks.

*There is a fine line between ignorance and stupidity.

*What scares me most about today’s children is that they’ve forgotten how to pretend.

*Make decrepitude work for you.

*I think I’m on my fourth childhood.

*Old age is when you still have life but you no longer have purpose.

*Incontinence is a weapon. Use it wisely.

*Society corrupts, and nursing home society corrupts absolutely.

*One simple lie is better than the most complex explanation.

*Old age is when gravity wins every time.

*Attitude is not everything: no snail ever won a horse race.

*Arguing with a bigot is like wrestling with a pig – you both get dirty and only the pig enjoys it.

*Why is stupidity so much louder than wisdom?

*It takes a certain talent to live an entire life and still remain empty.

*Reality is all that gets in the way of true happiness.

*There are no silly questions. There are only silly answers.

*Everybody wants a long life, but nobody wants to get old.

*I consider myself quite unselfish: I’ve gone to the funerals of dozens of people who will never come to mine.

*I live in the past because things were cheaper back then.

*It’s hard to keep up appearances once your looks are gone.

*Bureaucracy is doing the unnecessary inefficiently.

*At a certain time of life the future becomes irrelevant.

*Youth is free – age we pay for.

*The most important things in life aren’t things.

*Remember the 1950s, when men were men and women were virgins?

*It’s always darkest before the doom.

*The greatest loss of old age is loss of purpose.

*Some days I can hardly work up the energy to say the hell with it.

*I am sometimes torn between apathy and lethargy.

*Smile and the world smiles with you, like some out-of-control toothpaste commercial.

*I am comforted by the thought that we don’t live forever.

*People send me sympathy cards on the grounds that I should be dead by now.

*What are the 3 warning signs of memory loss again?

*I’m thinking of starting an old folks’ magazine: Popular Obituary

*I don’t feel old. I don’t feel much of anything.

*The only thing I exercise now is caution.

*I’d like to meet a man my age who wasn’t dead.

*I’ve made no will. I could never get past “Being of sound mind….”

*Old age is when regrets replace dreams.

*What can ever replace apathy?

*Life: it’s not the journey, it’s the abrupt stop at the end.

*Obscurity is forever.

*I am an undertaker’s worst nightmare.

*I scream, you scream, we all scream for Thorazine.

*My motto is: Excess in Moderation!

*Laugh at yourself – everyone else does.

*Apathy is the antidote to despair.

*The trick is to live a long time without getting old.

*Sin as much as possible while you’re still able.

*Embrace failure and get it over with.

*Old age raises boredom to the level of a fine art.

*TV show idea: Xtreme Age.

*Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.

*The more things change, the more you wish they hadn’t.

*Suddenly one day middle age had become a distant memory….

*My days are long stretches of boredom and occasional moments of blind panic.

*Old age is a punishment for missed opportunities in youth.

*Support the classics: seduce a granny.

*Never rush into sex. I was always glad I waited till I was a virgin.

*Life is just a phase that I’m going through.

*There are two kinds of people in the world: those who claim that life gets better as you get older, and the sane ones.

*Life is just a phase that I’m going through.

*Power to the feeble!

*Wanting to run for public office should be grounds for disqualification.

*None of us here is deranged. We simply prefer elective realities.

*Misery comes through doors you didn’t even know you left open.

*The past is history.

*Sometimes just being exhausted takes all your strength.

*I don’t mind giving away my age. How much do you want?

*Paradox > Orthodox

* Most days I feel like the Before in a fitness commercial.

*Whoever said You have nowhere to go but up died young.

*Optimism sucks.

*I knew I was in trouble when my warranty ran out.

*If death was fun we never would have made it this far as a species.

*My doctor tells me I’m DNR positive.

*Okay, I’ve reaped what I’ve sown. Now what?

*Morticians are only interested in your body.

*I’ve gone from a perfect waist to a total waste.

*I want to donate my body to science. Preferably bioweapons.

*A friend in need is an enemy.

*If I knew I would live this long I would have bought the motorcycle.

*AARP retired my subscription number.

*Chaos is merely unperceived organization.

*Patience is a vice.

*Deal with it. If you can deal from the bottom, all the better.

*Expiring minds need to know.

*Just did it. Sorry.

*Inanimate objects have feelings, too.

*Anticipate the unexpected.

*I’m not good enough to be a perfectionist.

*My life is in the past lane.

*Practice safe satire; always use a conundrum.

*You don’t have to dust memories.

*I’m so old I’m not even sure my memories are mine.

*The problem with immortality is that most people die before they attain it.

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The Importance Of Bridge Loans To Various Businesses

Posted by on Aug 17, 2013 in Money Problems | 0 comments

People get loans for various reasons. With the harsh economic times, it gets difficult managing the little finances we get to suit our daily needs. This is why financial institutions offer loans to interested parties to cater for their basic needs. Bridge loans are known as short term loans as they are given for the purpose of covering the period it takes to process a permanent financial arrangement.
If you to get a financing option that take a maximum of 3 years waiting period, you could apply for the bridge loan. Afterwards, when you get the financing, you use that money to repay the bridge loan. Most times, real estate investors who want to purchase a property that is on quick sale take these loans. Waiting for the long term financing option means the property will be gone by then. Therefore, the investor needs a quick solution to the situation at hand.
Bridge loans from Funding Database also come in handy to prevent the foreclosure of one’s property. Because of the urgency attached to the acquisition of these loans, they have a higher interest rate than other loans. Bridge loans do not require a lot of paperwork due to their urgency. Most times, the loan lenders usually require a cross collateral to acts as security for the loan. These loans also command a lower risk compared to other loans because its lenders designate a loan-to-value ratio of about 65% to 80% that covers the loan repayment plan.
For commercial properties, the bridge loans are available at an interest rate of between 12-15%. Therefore, people in the real estate sector can use these loans to increase their source of income. Corporate financing institutions can also apply for the bridge loans to venture as capital for their various businesses. Therefore, bridge loans are important in the business world.

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Olive Oil Is A Wonderful Skin Treatment

Posted by on Jul 17, 2013 in Wisdom | 0 comments

If you are looking for an affordable, all natural way to keep your skin looking beautiful, look no further than your kitchen cabinet. Olive oil is a wonderful skin treatment and can help you get the glowing, smooth complexion you want. Just a few drops of olive oil every night will restore lost moisture, help reduce the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles all while helping you stay within your budget.

Simply transfer some of the olive oil you keep in the kitchen to cook with to an airtight container and keep it in your bathroom. Use the olive oil to remove stubborn eye make up and whisk away even waterproof mascara without tugging at the delicate eye area. Follow with your favorite cleanser and toner then use the olive oil to moisturize your skin. A few drops will go a long way and will instantly absorb into your skin. Replace your body lotion with olive oil and slash your beauty budget even more.

Getting the smooth, soft glowing skin you want from head to toe does not have to cost a fortune or be full of harsh chemicals. Let olive oil pamper and hydrate your skin naturally, effectively and easily.

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Benefits of Document Management

Posted by on Jun 17, 2013 in Wisdom | 0 comments

There are many surprising benefits document management software systems (DMS) can provide for a company. Document management software is a type of management system which incorporates technology to effectively manage documents, an office or company produces. The main feature of many document management software systems is the ability to convert paper documents into digital forms and store it electronically in computers. This not only provides convenience but has also amazing benefits which can be very useful for the company.

First is that paper costs more than memory space in a computer. According to statistics, an average American office employee will use 10,000 sheets of paper in a year, which amounts to $80 per office worker. According to this statistics, a company with a staff of 30 office workers will be saving $2,400 a year if the use of paper is eliminated. Through DMS systems, paper use can be drastically reduced and allow the company to save money. DMS allows the ability to store documents and send “unlimited” copies to intended persons without an increase in paper and printing cost.

Next is that a company can save money by transforming thousands of paper documents digitally and storing it electronically than physically placing paper documents into cabinets. Storing paper documents require more physical space; it will force a company to add more office space to store documents which costs money. DMS systems will allow digital storage capability for every kind of document a company produces. It is more cost effective than using paper for every kind of document needed. A company can limit the use of paper documents to important uses, mainly for legal purposes and opt to digitize every document of lesser importance, just to save money and space. There are many more benefits DMS systems can give, however these are the two of the most amazing benefits it can provide to a company.

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“Children of Pierre Janssen, Discoverer of Helium” Jenny Smirtch

Posted by on May 2, 2013 in Museum Of Depressionist Art | 0 comments

“Children of Pierre Janssen, Discoverer of Helium” Jenny Smirtch

After her graduation from art school Smirtch devoted her life to immortalizing the families of famous chemists. It was an appropriate career, perhaps, for the heir to the Rotless Patent Embalming Fluid fortune.

Her first painting to receive wide recognition was the “Posthumous Portrait of the Children of Johann Schroeder, Discoverer of Arsenic,” which was hailed at the time as strikingly innovative, as no one had ever posed a deceased family group before. Her salon piece, “Blue Boys,” depicted the sons of English chemist William Henry Perkin, the inventor of aniline dyes.

The painting shown here is another early work. Janssen’s helium laboratory was in his home, and he used his family as subjects for many of the experiments he conducted to discover the element’s properties. All the Janssen children had high-pitched, squeaky voices due to excessive exposure to the gas. The dog, Montgolfier, was also essential to Janssen’s investigations into the medical applications of his discovery. Unfortunately the helium enema never caught on, and the dog himself was later lost in a windstorm during an attempt to perfect a breed of aerial watchdogs.

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“Wars of the Taste Police: The Battle Against Lawn Ornaments” George Catlung

Posted by on May 2, 2013 in Museum Of Depressionist Art | 0 comments

“Wars of the Taste Police: The Battle Against Lawn Ornaments” George Catlung

Young Catlung was one of the earliest painters to document the opening of the American West. He painted innumerable portraits of members of Indian tribes, and even more pictures of buffalo until he realized there was no money in it. As poverty and depression set in, he began considering a career as a political cartoonist, although he knew full well it would have broken the heart of his mother, who thought Nast was nasty.

He was fortunately recruited at a critical moment to document the activities of the Taste Police, a group founded by Minot Vandermorgan, shown at the lower left in this painting. Vandermorgan was affronted by the lowering of aesthetic standards in the burgeoning frontier towns. He was horrified to discover that yellow was the most popular color for a hotel, and he once left a town after seeing a lavender outhouse. Upon discovering the prevalence of lacquered papier-mâché ornaments as a substitute for the honest craftsmanship of carving, casting and turning, he and his army of volunteers set forth to raise national standards by any means necessary.

In this painting we see Vandermorgan about to lead a raid on Pokey’s Flamingo Paradise, where hundreds of the cheap lawn ornaments had been set out to dry after being painted a dreadful shade of pink that Vandermorgan described as “rose-barf.” The highly successful attack was estimated to have kept over 800 households from the ignominy of such a tasteless front-yard decoration.

Catlung’s complete series, which includes “Dynamiting a Traincar of Little Windmills,” “Assassination of the Inventor of Miniature Golf” and “Death of a Checkered-Suit Salesman” is in the private collection of the Archie McPhee Family Trust and not viewable by the public.

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“All Your Bass Are Belong to Us” Anonymous

Posted by on May 2, 2013 in Museum Of Depressionist Art | 0 comments

“All Your Bass Are Belong to Us” Anonymous

One of the most prolific painters of the 17th or any other century, Anonymous used an astonishing range of techniques and media. She has been justifiably described as “The Picasso of the Past.”

The painting at hand was done to commemorate the cornering of the Bruge fish market in Belgium by the Fratelli Brothers, unscrupulous fishmongers who had been evicted from their native Italy for selling vast tracts of real estate which they did not happen to own. In Belgium they quickly found a weakness in the Fish Exchange, which they were able to parlay into a considerable fortune by manipulating the junk stockfish market. Once they had seized control they raised fish prices astronomically, to the point where a single goldfish was worth its weight in.

Vittorio, on the left, was the wheeler-dealer who did the actual purchasing and reselling. Antonio, on the right, being of a more creative bent, single-handedly created a market for gourmet cuts and exotic species. He is also thought to be the creator of chowder, bouillabaisse, paella, jambalaya and similar dishes based on the recycling of fish that have passed their sell-by date.

The curious title has been the subject of much speculation on the part of art historians. The consensus is that it represents a boastful remark by the brothers in poorly-understood Belgian.
Acquisition funded in part by a grant from Mrs. Pauls.® “If It Swims, It’s History.” ™

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“Lady Macbeth’s Dream” Staff Sergeant John Singer

Posted by on May 2, 2013 in Museum Of Depressionist Art | 0 comments

“Lady Macbeth’s Dream” Staff Sergeant John Singer

Before being drafted during World War I Singer was a conventional portraitist, traveling throughout Europe painting the crowned and uncrowned heads of Europe.

During his long recovery after being gassed in the trenches during the battle for Argonne Forest, Singer’s style changed completely, apparently as a result of his meeting with, and infatuation for, a young Carmen Miranda, who was touring with the USO visiting veterans’ hospitals.

The influence of the youthful samba dancer on Singer’s art is obvious. Once he began painting again, he obsessively introduced a fruit-covered hat in every scene, regardless of the subject. The painting shown here, originally intended as a tribute to the great Shakespearean actress Ellen Terry, became a dreadful embarrassment to both artist and subject, lampooned in all the London papers. Miss Terry was so mortified that to the end of her life she could never be in the same room with a fruit arrangement, and any servant foolish enough to sing the old ditty about “Oranges and Lemons / Say the Bells of Saint Clemens,” was promptly sacked.

Singer’s career as a painter was soon over. His last works, mostly clowns on velvet and children with big eyes all wearing enormous fruit-piled headpieces never caught on, even with the American tourist trade. His only attempt at a mural, “Mona Miranda,” filling one wall of Felipe’s House of the Dance Spanish, was destroyed during World War II.

Acquired as part of the corporate sponsorship program of the Dole Fruit Works.

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