About the Gallery: 


In 1952 the curators of the Bagasse and Gematria Mumblestoats Museum of Depressionist Art were approached by the executors of the estate of the late Gladys Ralston (née Dwindlebimmers) with the invitation to open a sculpture wing as part of a bequest by Mrs. Ralston. 

Mrs. Ralston's late husband Abercrombie, heir to the Redbone meat-packing family fortune, had scoured the world searching for items to add to his collection. It was a curious gathering of art because of the determination of both Mr. and Mrs. Ralston to commemorate the unfortunate circumstances under which they had been born. Both had been orphans of undoubtedly shameful parentage, adopted into the Redbone community by prominent, but childless families. Thus the Ralston's collection is famous for having not a single identifiable artist in it, to commemorate their own uncertain origins.

Now this posed a dilemma to the Mumblestoats, since the paintings in the Museum of Depressionist Art were all of well-known, or at least notorious artists. Furthermore, the Ralston's collection did not follow the dedicated theme of Depressionism.

Fortunately, in a burst of generosity, Mrs. Mumblestoats agreed to allow the sculpture wing to operate as a wholly independent part of the Museum, with its own curators and staff. This settled, the "Gladys Dwindlebimmers Ralston Gallery of the Unidentifiable," under the able direction of Dr. Tulip A. Pandowdy, was formally opened on June 14, 1954.


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RECENT ACQUISITION:

 
Pre-Acropolyptic Dancing Figurine
Worked copper ingot~ 5,760 BCE
(Reassigned from Javelin-hurler Charm Bracelet Figurine, 1988)
H 50.8mm W 9.5mm D 4.3mm

This Month's Theme:  Precious Metals and Gemstones


Baptismal Paten
Inner: 1st century BCE or CE;
Outer: second half of 9th century
17 cm ~ gold, pearls, precious stones, coloured glass, cloth, detergent




Buddhist Monk Misses Nirvana Due To Cell Phone Interruption
India? [date & provenance disputed]
~ 22.8 cm, soapstone, pigment, gold foil

 
City Horn, Country Horn

Posture Guide

Reclassified Cycladic Sculpture

Netsuke
saluting Japanese veterinary dentistry
   

 

   

Two-chicken-headed God

Golden Bowl

Golden Helmet

Egyptian Computer Mouse
 

 


Cup? Horn? Curative Device?
 

Royal Navy Barf Bucket

Pocket Sundial

Florentine Double Stuf™ Oreo® Press
 

 


Exploding Brass Nude #4

Embroidered Brass Handkerchief

Model for Early Anti-gravity Platform

Elaborate Thingamajig

The Gallery Collection:

Asshurbackawarts Cup? Horn? Curative Device?
Reclassified Cycladic  Sculpture Golden Bowl
Imelda and Ferdinand Petrified Seafood Special
Two-Headed Chicken God Golden Helmet
Ritual Object in the Form of a Chicken Head Bowling Trophy
Tammyfeyah Early Board Game?
Altered Cycladic Head (Homage to Dogbert) Unrecognizable Object
Birdboy Has Two Mommies Mortified Cat
Baptismal Patten The Happy God
Votive Figure Mad Human Disease Krater with Strange Red Figures on Black Ground ("The Elopement")
Sidesaddle on Socrates Chia Chair
Homage to Bullwinkle Why Stop at Two?
Petrified Man and Horse Exploding Brass Nude #4
Early Hooter's Girl Early Experiment  with Genetic  Engineering
Child's Desk Carved  by Trained Termites Poster Boy for the Special Crusades
Young Orville Wright Ritual Cult Figurines
Embroidered Brass Handkerchief Model for Early Anti-gravity Platform
In Memoriam:  'Rusty' a Great Cow Pony Pocket Sundial 
Paleolithic Dodecahedron Female and Male Fertility Figures
Florentine Double Stuf™ Oreo® Press Formal Monkey Suit
Royal Navy Barf Bucket Reproduction of Family Dwelling
Ducal Urinary Vessel Venice, 17th Century   Precursor to Gumby
Olympic Event-- The Pig Fling   City Horn, Country Horn
Hieroglyphics Student Expelled Under Zero-Tolerance Policy   Posture Guide
Programmable Armor   Eggplant Juicer
Netsuke Saluting Japanese Veterinary Dentistry   Violinderbuss
Advertisement for Health Club   Ferro, the Magnetic Man
Ritual Dodo Burial Urn   Buddhist Monk Misses Nirvana Due To Cell Phone Interruption
Early 'Stooges' Episode   Elaborate Thingamajig
Flasher Eagle   The Heartbreak of Cellulite
Artifact from the Pompeii "Chippendales"   Punishment Armor
A Man and His Hog   Stele of Witness
Jas-Hon Does Tokyo   Egyptian Computer Mouse
Head of an Unknown Man   Class Winner, Florence Special Olympics
The Shroud of Hoboken   Last Supper on Toast
Pre-Acropolyptic Dancing Figurine    

 

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